HOT WEATHER

ANSWERING AN OVERSEAS TELEPHONE CALL

FIRST THING DISCUSSED THE WEATHER DON’T WE ALL?

"HOT YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT I’VE DISCARDED ALL MY ROBES

HOW’S THE WEATHER IN YOUR PART OF THE GLOBE?"

"TRULY WHAT WOSERS YOU AUSTRALIANS ARE

IT’S NO WHERE AS HOT AS THE DESERT IN MY AFRICA

WE POACH OUR EGGS ON A DISH IN THE SAND"

"IS THAT ALL- IS IT AS HOT AS MELTS AN ICECREAM VAN?"

JUST IN CASE YOU DISBELIEVE ME MY FRIEND

HERE’S POSITIVE PROOF IN THE PICTURE I SEND.